TNT:

Mot:  "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"......

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me

"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

Mot:  This is what goes on all the time. 

Mot: . Here Ya Go!!! --- Pure Wholesum Foods!! -- YEA!!!!

Mot:  ...... Burn Baby!! -- Burn!!!  Extra spicy food

Mot: ..... Say What????

Mot:  ...... Problem Solved!!! ........ 

Mot: .... and How do Ya Becomes the ""Wisest Man Alive"" ???