TNT:

Mot: A man and woman were married for many years.

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.   

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you  afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt  you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig.  I had  him buried upside down... And I know he won't ask for directions."

Mot:  Aaaaaahhhhhhh - the Joy of Becoming More Seasoned! ~~

This is what all of you 70+ year-old's have to look forward to:

This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central Cafeteria.

One morning, one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my friend went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK.

She could hear him through the door He said that he was running late, and would be down shortly, so she went back to the Dining area.

An hour later, he still hadn't arrived; so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs.

He was coming down the stairs but was having a hard time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain, and just wanted to have his breakfast.

So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast

When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.

A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing.

The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.

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Mot:  You can Always Count on ""Fred"" ~~~

Mot: and then She Said! ~~~~~~

Mot:  .. Yet Another Clever ""Dieting Tip"" - from Mot of Course! ~

Mot: .... Kids Beware!!! ~~~~~