Sunday Night “Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot: ... Three friends each married women from different regions

Three friends each married women from different regions of the United States.

The first man chose a wife from Wisconsin. He instructed her that her responsibilities included doing the dishes and cleaning the house. After a couple of days, he returned home on the third day to find the house spotless and the dishes neatly put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He directed her to handle all the cleaning, dishwashing, and cooking. Initially, he noticed no changes on the first day, but by the second day, things had improved. By the third day, he was pleased to find the house tidy, the dishes done, and a large dinner prepared for him.

The third man took a bride from Kentucky. He demanded that she maintain a clean house, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, do the laundry, and ensure hot meals were ready for every meal. He recounted that on the first day, he saw no progress, and the second day was the same. However, by the third day, some of the swelling had subsided, allowing him to see a bit out of his left eye, and his arm had healed enough for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still experiences some challenges with urination.

Mot: ....... An elderly priest, with a twinkle in his eye

An elderly priest, with a twinkle in his eye, turned to the younger priest and said,

“You had a brilliant idea replacing the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It’s incredible how the front of the church fills up first now.”

The younger priest smiled and nodded as the older priest continued.

“And when you suggested adding a little more rhythm to the music, I’ll admit I was hesitant. But bringing in that Rock ‘n Roll Gospel Choir has been a game-changer. Now, our services are packed all the way to the balcony!”

“Thank you, Father,” the younger priest replied humbly.

“I admire your openness to the fresh ideas of youth,” the older priest said warmly. “Most of your ideas have been wonderful.”

The younger priest sensed a “but” coming, and sure enough, the elder priest added, “However, I think you’ve gone too far with the Drive-thru Confessional.”

“But, Father!” the young priest protested, “Confessions have doubled, and donations are pouring in since I introduced it!”

The elder priest nodded thoughtfully. “Yes, I noticed. And I do appreciate your efforts. But the flashing neon sign on the church roof that says, *‘Toot ‘n Tell’ or ‘Go to Hell’*... well, that simply has to go.”

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Mot:  “Ladies and gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life!”

The bride kissed her father on the cheek and discreetly placed something in his hand.

Curiosity rippled through the room as everyone wondered what the bride had just given her father.

Feeling the suspense, the father decided to address the room. Clearing his throat, he said with a big smile:

“Ladies and gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life!”

He then dramatically raised his hand, revealing what his daughter had handed him.

“My daughter has finally returned my credit card!”

The room erupted in laughter, the joyous moment spreading like wildfire.

Well, everyone laughed—except one person.

The groom sat quietly, his face a mixture of realization and dread.

Mot: .. Calm Down Dude

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